Da Guernsey Rules – Homage to Velominati

As a shameless ripoff of the timeless classic that is Da Rules of Cycling, I thought we should create a Guernsey specific version.  Obviously Rule #1 has to remain as // Obey the rules, and Rule #5 isn’t open to any kind of negotiation.  Therefore I propose that this voyage of discovery begins with at 6.  Guernsey rules:

  • Rule #6 // If you’re riding along the main road in either direction past the turning to Petit Bot, you must ride Petit Bot.
  • Rule #7 // If you’ve ridden home blindingly drunk one night, fallen off and broken your collarbone – you must arrange a visit to A&E in a timely manner and not attempt to sleep it off.  It won’t be OK in the morning.

I expecting contributions here.  Any others?